A man was praying to god. He said, "God?"God
responded, "Yes?"And the Guy said, "Can i ask a
question?""Go right ahead", God said."God, what is a
million years to you?"God said, "A million years to me
is only a second."The man wondered.Then he asked,
"God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"God
said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."So the man
said, "God can I have a penny?"And God cheerfully
said,"Sure!.......just a second."